HEY! ~ Where's all my Tomatos?? ... {bURRp}

[Cinder & Smoke]

Be glad that Cinder didn't get an upset tummy or
you would have seen your tomatoes again

So, I should be Thankfull the Dumm Dawg didn't get sick piggin on MY Tomatos?
That's hard to *swallow*!


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Tomato plants have been springing up all over this small community ...

"It seems like we have a regular Johnny TomatoSeed here in town"

... it was reported that the tomato plants have traces of dog chow in the leaves.

Phred's Pharm announces expansion ~ new "SEEDER" being tested.
Results are "scattered".

[shais_mom]

So, I should be Thankfull the Dumm Dawg didn't get sick piggin on MY Tomatos?
That's hard to *swallow*!


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Phred's Pharm announces expansion ~ new "SEEDER" being tested.
Results are "scattered".

then he'd have known who the culprit was!

[Cataholic]

WHAT????? Cinder likes tomatoes? LOLOL. I have never heard of such a thing. That is just soo funny. Poor farmer Phred. Who can you trust anymore, if you can't trust the dog mutts? LOL. Want me to send a few up to you? (tomatoes, not dogs).

[pitc9]

so that's what the smokemuts have been up to this summer!

LOL!!! My thoughs EXACTLY!!!

Oh Phred..... that was just what I needed! On heck of a good laugh!

[lbaker]

Dogs are eating tomatos, the deer that come into my yard are eating my lilies and the bunnies are eating begonias No one wants my beans or peas??? Must be global warming. There was a fox in my yard last night and the dogs just stared at it What is the world coming to

[Logan]

LOL!!!!!

Hey Cinder, Lilly will be impressed to hear how you have been sneaking the tomatoes!! She is an expert at sneaking into the garden and grabbing a few ripe ones off the vine, too. Only problem is that they are my neighbor's tomatoes, not mine!!!!!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Gosh Phred....I could have sent Ace Garden Detective Edwina to help you. However, as I HATE tomatoes.... she has never seen one on the vine...

[Barbara]

Filou eats mangos- so why shouldn't Cinder eat tomatoes?

When Siegmar was a boy (about 100 years ago) he had a dog called Netta, a collie mix- and she ate gooseberries. He tells she was always trying carefully- and when she could get them easy she knew they were ripe and sweet

[Cinder & Smoke]

SmokeMutt's Morning ...

went the tele-dinger

Gud GRIEF - who'z callin Dad this early?

Well, we'z UP now ... How bout an Outie, Dad?
and we're off to see da sites.

We all went to out favorite spotz; an I wuz headed back to da porch
ta meet up wiff Cinners & Bowz ...

When da ole Hunger Pang hit me inna tummie ~ >>PANG<< ~
OMG!

Well, gotta do sumpin bout dat - WAY too early to think we're gonna see Brunch ...
whut ta do ... whut ta do??

Why sure - I'll drop Down onna Pharm (Jerks hard left towards Closed Bus Garage Doors)

...
And I don't see Pharmer Dad NOwhere ...

...
WW!

Where's allua 'Materz?? (Wunder iffin da Bowz discovered da Pharm?)
SUMMbuddie sure grabbed a LOTTA 'Materz the last few daze!

Pickins are sure slim ... NUFFIN down here low ...
Now there's a nice wun - WAAAAY up on top --- gonna be a
- -*S*T*R*E*T*C*H*- - to get dat wun ...


SMOKEY!! ~ ~ ~ Get OUTTA the GARDEN!!!







Back on the porch ...
...

Cinder: Whut happened, Smokey? Looks like ya saw a Ghost!
Bowz: I thunk I heard a Clap a THUNDER a minnit ago ...

Smoke: GOD *hollered* at me!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

LOL! Well, Smokey, you and Cinder talk to God so much for us, He feels free to talk back sometimes!!!

[lizbud]

WHAT????? Cinder likes tomatoes? LOLOL. I have never heard of such a thing. That is just soo funny. Poor farmer Phred. Who can you trust anymore, if you can't trust the dog mutts? LOL. Want me to send a few up to you? (tomatoes, not dogs).

That is strange. Never met a dog who liked tomatoes. Smokey likes honey
dew melons & I though that was unusual. Sorry bout your maters Phred.

[Corinna]

We had a yellow lab that loved green gauge plums she'd jump up to pick them all the time . But plums do the same for dogs as prunes for people. As the dog picker upper I really hated harvest time.

[gini]

You know Phred, that guy is just trying to tell you that if you would fix him a plate of spaghetti with sauce once in a while - he would leave your tomatos alone! (right!!)

Great story - a Phred Phable for shure!

[Rachel]

Oh, no, the *Good* boy got yelled at. Dad, aka Pharmer Phred, needs to understand that healthy eating is good for ebberbuddie in the whole fam damily. Right Cin & Smoke? But you all do need to remember to make sure some get saved for Pops.

[The_Duck]

After catching this story, I went and searched out some more Phred tales. And you know... there she be a book. I'd buy it if you threw it together, Phred. The way you tell 'em makes me feel like I'm there and they' are always sooooooooooo funny.