HEY! ~ Where's all my Tomatos?? ... {bURRp}

[Cincy'sMom]

So great to read a classic Phred story!!! Please excuse us if we get a we laughs at your misfortune!!


'Round here, Cincy is the champion berry picker...she loves to eat the raspberry's off grandma's bush. Amazingly, she only picks the ripe ones!!

[Karen]

Hee hee hee hee!

So much for blaming some ol' woodchuck ...


Hee hee, Zippykat, I thought of you immediately. Hope the hat's yummy, Phred!

So great to read a classic Phred story!!! Please excuse us if we get a we laughs at your misfortune!!


'Round here, Cincy is the champion berry picker...she loves to eat the raspberry's off grandma's bush. Amazingly, she only picks the ripe ones!!

That's 'cause the one's that aren't ripe just don't come off the cane! Hope Grandma washes all that she picks just in case Cincy has "test-tugged" 'em before they'd come off!!!

[Daisy and Delilah]

ROTF!!!! Great story Phred!! Who hasn't missed your prize winning tales? This is one of the best you've ever written. Thanks to you and your crew for making us laugh our butts off tonight!!

[cyber-sibes]

so that's what the smokemuts have been up to this summer! LOL! great story, hugs to you & all your crew, including that little 'mato thief!

[RICHARD]

Reuters-Ohio- August 14

A mysterious outbreak has a put a small Ohio town on the map.
Tomato plants have been springing up all over this small community in numbers never seen before.

Town officials are puzzled at the sudden proliferation of the plants.

"We have pinpointed the area where we believe the plants are coming from." a county official said.

"It seems like we have a regular Johnny TomatoSeed here in town"

After sending off samples of the plant to a state office it was reported that the tomato plants have traces of dog chow in the leaves.

Officials were tightlipped about the rumor and have declined to comment.


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Phred.

When the next cr@p, ah, crop comes out, remember your nasty neighbors.

[cassiesmom]

So I was waiting in the cafeteria line at work for lunch today... they serve a yummy egg salad on delicious multi-grain bread. The lunch lady asked if I wanted lettuce or tomato with that and for some reason I thought of Pharmer Phred's 'mato thieves and the related thread about Freedom's Bichon, Willy who is also a tomato lover! Phred must have known I was having a goofy day and decided to cheer me up. Thanks, Phred!

Here's Willy's story
http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...ght=dog+tomato

[AdoreMyDogs]

Oh Phred, you sure were wonderful to know. We will never see any new posts from you, but what timeless joy your old ones are for us

[pitc9]

so that's what the smokemuts have been up to this summer!

LOL!!! My thoughs EXACTLY!!!

Oh Phred..... that was just what I needed! On heck of a good laugh!

[lbaker]

Dogs are eating tomatos, the deer that come into my yard are eating my lilies and the bunnies are eating begonias No one wants my beans or peas??? Must be global warming. There was a fox in my yard last night and the dogs just stared at it What is the world coming to

[Logan]

LOL!!!!!

Hey Cinder, Lilly will be impressed to hear how you have been sneaking the tomatoes!! She is an expert at sneaking into the garden and grabbing a few ripe ones off the vine, too. Only problem is that they are my neighbor's tomatoes, not mine!!!!!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Gosh Phred....I could have sent Ace Garden Detective Edwina to help you. However, as I HATE tomatoes.... she has never seen one on the vine...

[Barbara]

Filou eats mangos- so why shouldn't Cinder eat tomatoes?

When Siegmar was a boy (about 100 years ago) he had a dog called Netta, a collie mix- and she ate gooseberries. He tells she was always trying carefully- and when she could get them easy she knew they were ripe and sweet