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  1. 08-09-2006, 11:53 AM #1
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    Your friends and I wanted to do

    something special for your birthday

    So we're having you put to sleep.
    This one had me cracking up because I was just joking with a friend that I was going to have to put her to sleep soon.
    "To all the dogs I've loved before...Who traveled in & out my door...I'm glad you came along...I dedicate this song to all the dogs I've loved before"
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    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

    Did you ever find out who the father was?
    ROTFLMBO! Maury shold buy those in bulk for the guests on his show!
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  3. 08-09-2006, 06:43 PM #3
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    This one made me laugh out loud.


    Looking back over the years

    that we've been together,

    I can't help but wonder...

    "What the hell was I thinking?"
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






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  4. 08-10-2006, 03:08 PM #4
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    Okay, moosmom, time to open you very own card store!!

    Oh MY God!!!!!!!!! What a rip!!!! I love it!!!

    Incidently, on the side, have you heard from Dr.Goodnow? I miss her posts!!!
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    Dorothy,

    No, I haven't heard from Kym. She was going to try and convince Jas to get away for a few days, so maybe that's where they are. They certainly deserve it after all they've been through. I've tried calling them a couple of times but got the answering machine.

    I should open my own Hallmark store, huh? At least I'd be gainfully employed!!

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!
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  6. 08-10-2006, 09:50 PM #6
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    Thank-You , says Dorothy.

    I really do feel a nice vacation is in order for all of them. I just think of her so often.

    And, yes, you would be gainfully employed , you could call your cards, "Benchmark Cards"
    I'd help you design and sell them,


    I started cracking up, just coming up with a few enclosures!!!!
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  7. 08-10-2006, 10:40 PM #7
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    Those are funny! Thanks for posting them.
    Nancy



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    (Romans 8:28)

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