Well first off, you sweetie live in the same town as my parents do, that's just wild!
And second, when I seen all that pink on you I thought someone had put temporary coloring on you, I had no idea that it was lipstick! What a wonderful story, but you sure are a little stinker!
I too know that "What, I didn't do anything!" look, I've seen it many times!
Congratulations on being Dog of the Day you little sweetface!