Beau ~ You have definitely trained your slave well. Sigh..... If only I had been as lucky.

Out of the kindness of my heart, I adopted Bob and Lisa. You would think they would show their gratitude by feeding me properly. But, no. Day after day they deny me lunch meat, crackers, cheese, bacon, sausage, etc. They say I'm supposed to eat cat food. That it's good for me. I am so deprived.

If I had to do it over again, I would have walked from Denali Park to the Yukon and chosen you to adopt me. Perhaps you can train my slaves?

Fondly,
Cammie