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[drothergoodnow]

Thank you, Karen! We're actually rather excited to have these two love thieves in our lives.

I had a friend of mine who proposed an anti-gravity device based upon a cat and a slice of buttered toast. Since buttered toast only falls butter side down and a cat always lands on it's feet, if you attach the buttered toast to a cat's back and drop the cat, it will never hit the ground, no matter which side you drop it!

Anyway, thanks again. They will be shamelessly spoiled.

[Lady's Human]

Io sounds like a distant relative of our oldest cat, Pippen, AKA Big and Stupid. He's lost weight since we moved into a MUCH bigger house , and he's down to a svelte 18 pounds. When he didn't have as much room to run in, he weighed 20 lbs.

Just watch out for happy paws, with the meathooks that accompany a cat of that size they can be dangerous!

[DrKym]

What a beautiful
Cat!

Oh the part when the "land mass "kneads me and I am bleeding? No worries I know that
1 he will get claw covers
2 eventually the bleeding will stop
LOL!

[jenluckenbach]

You guys are a hoot! (Do people still say that?)

ummmmm, but where are the PICTURES!!???!?!?

[Dorothy39]

I use that saying a lot!!!!


oh, and I just get a kick out of your avitar!!!!!


That Cat is just a HOOT!!!!

[moosmom]

Okay, what I wanna know is, who won the damn bet???

The name Moxy came to mind, but I guess it's a little late, huh??

You two crack me up!

[smokey the elder]

Thanks for the cute story and for rescuing these two precious babies. LOL at "hippotanic land mass"! How delightfully geeky is that?

[Karen]

I had a friend of mine who proposed an anti-gravity device based upon a cat and a slice of buttered toast. Since buttered toast only falls butter side down and a cat always lands on it's feet, if you attach the buttered toast to a cat's back and drop the cat, it will never hit the ground, no matter which side you drop it!

Wouldn't you have to attach it to kitty's feet, butter side down?

And for either Io or Pippin, that'd have to be one BIG hunk of toast!

[DrKym]

Karen I think that is why Jasper is looking for the largest loaf of french bread............................................. ...Io on the other hand has decided that if found he will request French toast from it with bacon He is settling in fone and seems to like his name (thinking of having him watch Hitchikers guide to the Universe) Moonlight on the other hand is playing hard to get Kitty (just enough time out from under the bed so that we really want to play and talk and then zoom! while smiling to herself (it is funny to watch Jas on all fours talking to her and feeding her tidbits and cajoling her I think he will do better with flowers and chocolate )

[drothergoodnow]

Ok, if you put the toast on the cat's back butter side up and drop the cat, the cat will try to land on it's feet. The buttered toast will try to land on the butter side. The effect will be that neither can land, and they will hang in the air, rotating gently, uanble to reach the ground as we bat them about the house like balloons.

[Terminalvelocity]

Stop! Please!! My cheeks are hurting and my neighbors are calling the police. They haven't heard so much laughter from this apartment in years! I'm sure they think I've gone insane.

Now I'll try to go to sleep, but I know I'll be dreaming of a big, orange cat with a huge slice of buttered bread stuck to his back floating around looking for the Door Into Summer. Petronius Arbiter will rescue him and fall in love with Moonlight and everyone will live happily ever after.

[DrKym]

Falling in love with Moonlight is not an option our little grey girl Iris has claimed him (she is the tiniest of the rescued ferals) and he seems to be partial towards her(really quite sweet as she is quite the priss) she sings and chirps telling him all the good places to find hidey holes (he cant fit) the schedule of treats, the times the cocker is crated so he can annoy her easier Kind of like a kid charged with showing the new kid in school the ropes......................................what is kinda strange though is the male kitten wants to be friends in the worst way! kind of like yay another boy thank heaven! and Io gives him this lidless intent stare like he is an infectious bug..............poor Hyacinth his sister rule and no support from a big guy
(hehehehehe)

[DrKym]

well it is offical ...........(sad music of choice here) The animals have now taken over. We were offered 1000.00 (no joke) for our vizla (we don't have one. The "vizla" is a natural eared red dobe neutered no less) however Rusty has heard his value and has now made all the furries understand he "could" support them. I am in the process of copying the vet bills for last month to poke a hole in his thinking.......................................... .................
spay for goofy 218.00
antibiotics 21.00
pain meda 12.00
his thyroids meds 17.00
his vetting for bloodwork 112.00
raw food for Rusty 209.00
Kibble for goofy 55.00
Cat litter 32.00
Shall I go on????????????????????????????????????????????

[Dorothy39]

Thank-You for sharing the trama of bills , besides the usual flood of paper work that arrives in the mail!!!

I think I will do what my Mother used to joke about.

"Stand on Main street, with a tin cup in my hand"


I can sing, dance, tell jokes, play the guitar pretty darned good, !!

My Grand doggies depend on me for their care!!! As usual, I transport and pay!!!

I am now looking for that tin cup, It is in this house, somewhere!!!!