My brother in law always asked us where we were going... we'd answer "down Yonder"..... After years of this he said he finally figured out where "yonder" was... It was my mother-in-laws house... Because whenever we said "down Yonder" we always ended up at her house.

Anybody ever go down the road apiece?

In Virginia where I grew up we went outdoors... In the south you go outside.... In Virginia it was a pocketbook... in the south, it is a purse.

(funny how all this stuff is coming back to me)