Cat Haiku

[RICHARD]

Zindane? headbumpies?
You need more technique
You are way too rough

I follow the ring
I check the goal for my shot.
a beautiful goal!

The game just started
My milk ring has disappeared.
Under the oven

The ref is my dad
Too lazy to move the stove
The game is over?

Well give me a treat
Or a sweet world cup of milk
Victory is sweet!!

[ShylanHal]

Being a cat I
Should have a tendancy to
stay out of the snow

But I can't help but
Run out and glomp any stray grass
poking through the white

Sometimes I don't mind
That my paws get wet for my
Pet has towels ready


Teehee!

My purrsonal favorite was actually in the first post

"You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore me
Sitting on your hands."

Clover did that so many times when I let her sit on my lap secretly at our apartment. She even laid down on them, much to my annoyance and my friend's, who I was chatting with via Yahoo.

[RICHARD]

white, hot cat is sprawled
On the cool floor tiles napping.
No heat wave down there.

Ed, the coolest cat
takes the temperature in stride.
Exposed fat belly.

Rolled onto his back.
asleep and never sweating
Even in fur coat!

[RICHARD]

Cat Haiku writers
Are your children that passive?
I need some cat verse!