Local/Regional Sayings

[cyber-sibes]

All I can think of is:

Ya can't get there from here.

Yup, that's what ma brutha in Maine says, "ya can't get theya from heeya". and Mainers refer to us Ohioans as "flatlanders". At least here in NW Ohio, they're right!
Also, I don't know what you call it, but its POP in Ohio! Not soda, POP.