hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm one clean joke................

An irishman has been going to same bar everynight after work he always orders 3 beers at once, lines them up and drinks them all then goes home. Finally the bartender asks why he does that , he replies one for me and one each in honor of my brother and pa. The bartender feels bad thinking he made the man sorrowful missing his family back home and goes and pours the beers. Later that week the man arrives and says only one beer, Feeling awful he tells his customer I am so sorry for your loss, this beer is on me, The man looks at him puzzled then laughs he says man they aint dead! It's lent and they gave it up!

Only clean joke I knew after those drinks you poured Richard,