I actually have a couple "kitchen disasters". Ya think I'd learn...

While in HELL (Ecorse, Michigan), I was boiling eggs for egg salad. TOTALLY forgot about them and went to bed. Did you know that eggs EXPLODE when cooked too long??? I was cleaning egg off every surface of my kitchen. Boy was it U-G-L-Y!!

Then there was the time I was cooking a hamburg on the stove when the fire tones went off (I was with the Volunteer Fire Dept in Northford, CT) and I rushed to a fire. Returned a while later to smoke coming out of my house. I failed to turn off the burner before I left for a...get this...KITCHEN FIRE!!!