Thursday 168..Hotter than Sin!!

[Lady's Human]

Corinna,

If you're looking for dance partners don't look here! Just ask LOH.

I can't dance, how could I

I can't dance, why should I

I can't dance, don't ask me now

Anyone for more ribs, Or should I put a brisket in the smoker?

[smokey the elder]

Brisket would be great! It needs to cook a long time, though.

I'll make up a pitcher of mojitos to wash the ribs down with.

[Lady's Human]

Brisket on the smoker, ribs on teh grill, and awaaayyyy we go!

[shais_mom]

after a crappy week at work and a run-in with a neighbor awhile ago (see here http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...38#post1553238) - I'll take a double shot of black velvet and then just sit and sulk with a cherry limeade.
4 more working days until vacay!

[DrKym]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm one clean joke................

An irishman has been going to same bar everynight after work he always orders 3 beers at once, lines them up and drinks them all then goes home. Finally the bartender asks why he does that , he replies one for me and one each in honor of my brother and pa. The bartender feels bad thinking he made the man sorrowful missing his family back home and goes and pours the beers. Later that week the man arrives and says only one beer, Feeling awful he tells his customer I am so sorry for your loss, this beer is on me, The man looks at him puzzled then laughs he says man they aint dead! It's lent and they gave it up!

Only clean joke I knew after those drinks you poured Richard,

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Corinna,

If you're looking for dance partners don't look here! Just ask LOH.

I can't dance, how could I

I can't dance, why should I

I can't dance, don't ask me now

Anyone for more ribs, Or should I put a brisket in the smoker?

Ya know, if ya get enough drinks in him he might, but sober no way not without promising something you wouldn't want to promise to anyone! LOL

[Dorothy39]

Wow, it is HOT!!!!



Tonight show audience: "HOW HOT IS IT?"

Johnny: "it's so HOT, I saw a lizard with Zinc Oxide on his nose!!!"


Jay Leno: "It's so HOT that two dogs pretended to have sex so they could get hosed down!!"

[gini]

Here it is Monday and it is still hotter than sin.

But I still want coffee first thing in the morning..........

[slick]

But I still want coffee first thing in the morning..........

You are one sick puppy.... Note to self: buy a coffee maker....
I'll take a long tall ice water with lemon please.

[Corinna]

LOH, I don't even want to know , those army guys can create lots of ideas. Ill just stay dancing with Richard and David thank you.
I'll join Slick with a big glass of Ice water.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Ice water on the rocks with lemon for me too!!!

Hot hot hot here today. Heat index already at 110 and it's not even the hot part of the day yet!!!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

LOH, I don't even want to know , those army guys can create lots of ideas. Ill just stay dancing with Richard and David thank you.
I'll join Slick with a big glass of Ice water.

It's probably best that you don't know. Let me join you on the dance floor, I figure if I'm going to be sweating it might as well be from doing something I enjoy!