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    Had to bring back this thread.....

    I love the Mahatma brands of rice....yellow, beef and chicken.
    Saffron in the yellow and chicken flavors, Brown for the beef....



    When it goes on sale buy extra and I store a few packages in the cupboard.

    I hanker for rice so I grab one, boil the water open the package, spill it into the pot...and..



    The fricking package has all these black things in it....

    I gross out...Weevils or some darn thing is swimming in my pot of rice.......

    So I toss the pot into the sink....

    And get a bowl of corn flakes or somesuch..


    Later on, in the process of cleaning up, I look at he package to see if the cat hasn't poked holes in it and let the rice go bad..The Edster loves cellophane packages and is known to puncture packages for the hell of it..


    As I feverishly check the package for a date, I note the word "SPICY"
    on the front of it...

    Mahatma never bothered to tell me that they have a new brand of rice with little black spicy things inside of it...

    I can only laugh about the disgust I held in my heart while I thought I was
    "Boiling Weevils" on my stove....


    So now I will be on the look out for spicy rice and boiling insects....
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    If the insects are boiled they just become extra protein in the mix!

    Where's your sense of adventure, richard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
    If the insects are boiled they just become extra protein in the mix!

    Where's your sense of adventure, richard?

    Shoot,

    Fred Rogan was nowhere in sight with a 50,000 dollar check????

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