Dear Biffington Tetley Tyrone Power--otherwise known as "Biff" by Gary Larson Fans!!!!

From the moment your picture loaded , your EYES and you BLUE hue were quite notable!!!! You are such a dashing gentleman and I'll bet the female dogs in your area bat their eye lashes while graced with your presence!!!

You are magnificient!!!! Your foster parent didn't stand a chance , right?

I figured that much since seeing you !!!! Congratulations!!!!

Remember to use your Dog Breath Spray for the ladies!!!!