Racist Song?

[RICHARD]

Its not the song that really gets to me. Its the classic "indian" figure. The fact that they are made to be mascots and figures selling cigars with a big hat of feathers and an axe. It gives people the idea that they aren't real humans, like they are novelties. It also bothers me that indians and eskimos are the only human beings used in childrens' alphabet books, while the rest of the items are objects and animals. I probably wouldn't make her stop singing it, I'd probably have gone back to my desk an sat there all depressed thinking about it.

Let's change the "I" to idiot and the "E" to entomologist

and let's toss all the indians performing ceremonial dances, dressed up a Chief
Big Feather Polically Incorrect, into jail.

(Damn it will be good to strip the AMerinds of all their dignity,,,,You'd think that the firewater and reservations would have calmed everyone down.)

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when I read the story about LBS the only thing I could thinkabout is how good those pancakes with that tiger butter must have tasted..

And what a talent and smarts....he had to get them to melt,

Now I have to settle for Tiger Milk Bars......THERE AIN"T NO TIGER IN THEM!

Get rid of the Exxon Tiger, the Luck Charms leprachaun, the Froot Loops Toucan!

[RICHARD]

What about Frank Zappa?


Dreamed I was an eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Dont be a naughty eskimo
Save your money, dont go to the show

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow