The World Cup (Of Milk)
I represent the U.S.
In milk ring football.

My pitch is the floor.
Under the oven my goal.
My paws my weapons.

I dribble smartly,
Paw to paw across the field
Setting up my shot.

The chair legs defend,
A trash can stands in my way
Be Gone, Defenders!

To the goal I move.
deft paws I am a master!
Watch this shot Pele!

Beckenbauer? LEARN!
Maradona, Ronaldo,
Lalas and Kaka!

Zindane? Les blues?
Bend it like that Beckham chap?
My style is my own...



2 b continued!