Why would I want to get Men's Health?

Do you ever read the weekly power ranking on Nascar.com? The editorial comments crack me up. The are so random and generally have little to do with anything, but I love it.

A few excerpts from this week:

Carl Edwards: He is on the August cover of Men’s Health. It is hard to tell what glistened more: His teeth, his abs or the tears of the girls who saw the magazine.

Kyle Busch: Report: Kyle Busch narrowly edges out Tony Stewart as driver least likely to appear on cover of Men's Health

I'm easily amused, but the whole list is here