National Lampoon's Animal House:

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."

"I suggest you start drinking heavily."

Steel Magnolias:

"Go ahead Weezer, KNOCK HER LIGHTS OUT!!!"

"I'd rather have 10 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."

Mommy Dearest:

"Why can't you give me the RESPECT that I'm entitled to??" "Because I am NOT one of your fans!!"

"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!"