How's this for a bizarre twist:

Brett Myers has asked for time off from now until the all-start break to address his "off field issues". I find it disturbing that the person who started this is showing more class (all things being relative, anyone who hits their wife is a classless jerk) than either MLB(weasles unanimous) or the team he plays for (Philadelphia? The City of Brotherly Love? ).

http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com...=.jsp&c_id=phi