Favorite Movie Lines?

[DJFyrewolf36]

"Maiwage, maiwage is what bwings us here togethah today, because of wuv, twue wuv..." --The Princess Bride

LOL I swear, the lady who officiated our marage ceremony sounded exactly like that...I almost lost it laughing

Here are a few of my favorite quotes

From Galaxy Quest (One of my favorite movies ever)

Gwen DeMarco: [shouts] Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it, okay?

Gwen DeMarco: Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.

Gwen DeMarco: They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a...
[All the Thermians moan in despair]
Mathesar: Those poor people.

Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.

Sir Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
Sir Alexander Dane: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.

Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

From Dusk Till Dawn

Kate: Are you okay?
Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.

Jacob: Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
Sex Machine: You mean like a Time-Life book?

Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Did they? No. They were F-ing vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how crazy they are.

Kate: Where are you taking us?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans

From Girl, Interupted

Susanna: You know, taking us for ice creams in a blizzard... makes you wonder who the real whack jobs are.

Lisa: We are very rare and we are mostly men.
Janet: Lisa thinks she's hot s**t cause she's a sociopath.
Cynthia: I'm a sociopath.
Lisa: No, you're a dyke.

Susanna: [narrating] When you don't want to feel... death can seem like a dream. But, seeing death - really seeing it... makes dreaming about it ridiculous.

Janet: When they built this place they put the tunnels in so the loons didn't have to go anywhere in the cold.
Susanna: I must've missed that in the brochure.

[Danegirl2208]

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music ”
- Jim Carrey Ace Ventura

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention"
-Harry Dumb and Dumber

"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"
- Jim carey Ace ventur pet detective

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
-Airplane

[cloverfdx]

DJf they are my favourite quotes from Girl interrupted .

Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!" - The Goonies.

Mama Fratelli: Four waters. Is that all?

Mouth: No! I want the veal scalopini.

Mikey: Shut up Mouth.

Mouth: I want the fetucini alfredo. I want the spahgetti carbonara from 1981.

Mama Fratelli: The only thing we serve is tongue. Do you boys like tongue?

Mama Fratelli: Sit down! - The Goonies.

Melanie: You dumb stubborn redneck hick. - Sweet Home Alabama.

[Dorothy39]

From "The Blues Brothers"


"How much for the women? " The women, how much for the women?"

[smokey the elder]

Young Frankenstein:

"Put the candle BACK!"

"Seda-give?!"

"Igor, get the bags.." "You take the blond, I'll take the one in the toiben!"

Spaceballs:

"I hate it when my Schartz gets twisted!"

Ghostbusters:

"No one steps on a church in MY town!"

Ghostbusters II:

"Being miserable is every New Yorker's God-given right!"

"Lenny...you could save the lives of millions of registered voters!"