And yoo are doin verry well in catspeak! Basically, yoo just type wurds da way dey sound. Heer are a few examples of catspeak...

Da=the

Dat-that

Dere=there

Meowmie=human mother

foofy=usually refers to a spoiled sibling cat. Can also be used to describe especially feminine items, such as bonnets, that evil meowmies sometimes put on boycats.

woofer-dog

yoo-you

owtrage-very bad abuse, usually perpetrated by a meowmie

smoochies-cyber kisses, usually sent to an online girlfriend or boyfriend

toonas-tuna, available in a can or a pouch. white albacore is the best!

I feel yur payne-an expression of sympathy, usually given by a cat to another cat who has suffered abuse.