Wow, that is some crazy stuff to have going on! Glad that none of your fur babies. That actually kind of surprises me as both of mine and, most definitely, my foster would have.

That reminds me of a story that I've heard several times. A few years back, my husband was spending the winter holidays with his parents. They put up the tree and it was all awesome and whatnot. Well, it was after everyone went to bed except his mom. She was reading and all of a sudden FWOOM!. She looked up, nothing. FWOOM! She looked up, again, and saw a bat! She made my husband catch it with a gunny sack. I think he kept it for a couple months because it was injured for some reason or another and then released it.

My aunt's ex roommates cat got bitten by a bat in their house. I forgot how it got in there but they captured it and put it in the fridge.