Greetings to you adorable Oscar Mayer from a fellow Cape Codder! What an adorable little Christmas "ham" you are And I don't think I'd be speaking out of turn if I said, a most loved, adored and pampered one, as well You sure are living the good life there on the shores of ol' Cape Cod You even have a best bud weiner pal to keep you company when Mom's at work! Bet Henry is going to be green with envy when he hears the big news! Just remember, when it comes to toys, sharing's a good thing! Congratulations to you adorable Oscar Mayer, Dog of the Day! It was a pleasure meeting you today and hopefully one day I'll bump into you on the beach...Mid Cape, Northside! Hugs and kisses to you sweet weiner pup! Enjoy your special day with your family and Henry, too! And make sure your proud human slaves fork over a new toy to commemorate the BIG day!