Reason 5: They jump on things I am using. I was on this cat tree first and Whispy just ignored my presence to get to the window. Who does he think he is?


I gave him a good HISS for that one!

Reason 6: I try and be sweet. I give Callie a good bath because she stinks. After about a minute, she slaps me and then tries to jump on me! The nerve of that orange fatty!



Reason 7: They don't share with me ever. The picture below clearly demonstrates this.



Reason 8: They're nawtee. I'm good. Enough said.



Reason 9: They can get catnip highs. It makes me cranky. I would LOVE to go into lala land but I'm the responsible one. I don't get high.




Last but not least...