I found something else for you. You can check it out by yourself if you would like.
I can keep posting them, if you don't want to go on the site by yourself. I think that would be much more fun. Here it is:
A dog's dictionary:
Leash: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.

Dog Bed: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

Drool: Is what you do when your person has food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall on the floor, or better yet, on his/her lap.

Sniff: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs/people.

Garbage Can: Is what your neighbour puts out once a week to test your ingenuity. you must stand on your hind legs and try to push off the lid with your nose. If you do it right, you are rewarded with wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and mouldy crusts of bread.

Bicycles: Two-wheeled exercise machine, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind the bushes and dash out, bark loudly and run along-side for a few yards; the person swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

Deafness: This is a malady affects dogs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

Thunder: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly clam during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.

Wastebasket: This is a dog toy filled with newspaper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home.

Sofas: Are to dogs like napkins to humans. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.

Bath: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.

Love: Is the feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If your lucky, your human will love you in return by smothering you with things called "hugs" and "kisses", or maybe just a good petting.

Lick: Something you do to taste an object you've never seen before. Is also a way to show you love your owner. (see "love", above)

More to come soon!



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Emma
~*My House Is Not A Home Without A Hound*~ *~*You do not own a dog but the dog does own you*~*