Patches you type really good for such a young kitty! I loved your "nawtee kitty" story and your picture!! Maybe your mom will let you at the keyboard more often. My Trevor (age 9) occasionally loses control and gets out of touch with reality (and the rules around here) and will jump up on the table right in the middle of a meal. He doesn't do it often but I guess he feels the risk is worth it if he is able to escape with a bit of people food. He has never tasted spaghetti though! One time after a meal I left the kitchen for a minute before clearing off the table. Big mistake! Within less than a minute Trevor was galloping off with a big piece of roast beef in his mouth. It was so comical that it was hard to be mad!