After hearing about his death the other day, the little song from The Wizard of Oz popped into my mind. *The Wicked Witch is Dead.*

Jay Leno's monolog was a riot last night. Did you catch it? Apparently the creep actually was not 100% dead after the bombing and our soldiers said he had tried to speak. Leno had the *film foottage* of those few words. In it he says something like it was a bad day for him but he just saved a ton of money on his car insurance. Also he said that Mr. Z was going to be surprised because instead of going to heaven and being with 75 virgins he will be heading to hell to be with one 75 year old virgin. Personally I hope he just rots and burns.