Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
Kriten, as in the Red Dwarf Kriten?

Redd, I'm very careful around redheads, just ask LOH.....

KK, I doubt Mack would like grits, but I Know he'll go for BACON! I'll just smuggle a spare pan in from the hotel.

Acupolco version of Mack The Knife? I prefer Satchmo's cut.
Just don't let him near any wine.