Oh, this Mack, pup, has such teeth, dear
Needle sharp and pearly white
Just a smush-face has our Mack, dude
And sweet puppy breath, out of sight

Ya know when that Mack nips with his teeth, babe
Ouch! his humans, yip in fright
But they feed him, treats and goodies
Bribe with toys to chew that are all right

There's a tugboat, down by the river
And it chugs and snorts into the night
So our Mack, boy, snorts and grunts and
Fills his family's hearts with delight ...