Though there is one city that I had to laugh at that's NOT in caleefornia.

Driving through Cleveland on the interstate, I came upon signs that state :


"In a fender bender? Please move your vehicles out of the travel lane"

These weren't billlboards, these were DOT highway signs. Hmmmm, let's see, I had a fender bender, so I think I'll sit here in the passing lane and block traffic until cops get here?