2006 California Motor Vehicle's Handbook Updates

[pnance]

Listen to the news/traffic reports in the area around the first of the month.Everyone moves and you hear about some funny crap on the roads!

A radio station down here once counted how many ladders they reported on in their traffic report for a month. Turned out it was a minumum of one per day usually more.

[Edwina's Secretary]

A radio station down here once counted how many ladders they reported on in their traffic report for a month. Turned out it was a minumum of one per day usually more.

I try and explain this Californian tradition to folks back east but they just don't believe me. Why bother buying a ladder? Just wait for the traffic report!

[pnance]

I try and explain this Californian tradition to folks back east but they just don't believe me. Why bother buying a ladder? Just wait for the traffic report!

You even get options, Hwy 163 has a metal ladder, Hwy 8 a wood, etc.....just pick the appropriate highway it's like shopping at a drive through Home Depot..

[Lady's Human]

Though there is one city that I had to laugh at that's NOT in caleefornia.

Driving through Cleveland on the interstate, I came upon signs that state :


"In a fender bender? Please move your vehicles out of the travel lane"

These weren't billlboards, these were DOT highway signs. Hmmmm, let's see, I had a fender bender, so I think I'll sit here in the passing lane and block traffic until cops get here?

[Daisy and Delilah]

LOL
That's a perfect description of driving in Florida too