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    Quote Originally Posted by pnance
    5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, especially with Mexican or out-of-state plates. With no insurance, the other operator probably has nothing to lose.

    Why is this so timely?

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    What about the rule of NEVER tying down any load being carried....furniture and other household goods...ladders, buckets, shovels and other hardware? This ensures a constant flow of items on the highway to create hazards....

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    Not hazards, but challenges to test your reflexes.
    BTW I thought these rules were German law

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    You have just described Pittsburgh drivers to a "T"!

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    LOL having just been on the funhouse of CA freeways...

    California drivers are kind of their own breed (the bad ones are anyhow)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
    What about the rule of NEVER tying down any load being carried....furniture and other household goods...ladders, buckets, shovels and other hardware? This ensures a constant flow of items on the highway to create hazards....

    Listen to the news/traffic reports in the area around the first of the month.Everyone moves and you hear about some funny crap on the roads!

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    How about driving with your signal light on forever to confuse the other drivers.


    Remind me to FLY to California if I ever want to visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    Listen to the news/traffic reports in the area around the first of the month.Everyone moves and you hear about some funny crap on the roads!
    A radio station down here once counted how many ladders they reported on in their traffic report for a month. Turned out it was a minumum of one per day usually more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pnance
    A radio station down here once counted how many ladders they reported on in their traffic report for a month. Turned out it was a minumum of one per day usually more.
    I try and explain this Californian tradition to folks back east but they just don't believe me. Why bother buying a ladder? Just wait for the traffic report!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
    I try and explain this Californian tradition to folks back east but they just don't believe me. Why bother buying a ladder? Just wait for the traffic report!

    You even get options, Hwy 163 has a metal ladder, Hwy 8 a wood, etc.....just pick the appropriate highway it's like shopping at a drive through Home Depot..

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    Though there is one city that I had to laugh at that's NOT in caleefornia.

    Driving through Cleveland on the interstate, I came upon signs that state :


    "In a fender bender? Please move your vehicles out of the travel lane"

    These weren't billlboards, these were DOT highway signs. Hmmmm, let's see, I had a fender bender, so I think I'll sit here in the passing lane and block traffic until cops get here?

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