One time, Timber and I were biking through an intersection and she pooed right in the middle of it. Couldn't pick up that one lol. Or, the time we were biking really fast and she stopped to poo, and I went flying over the handlebars right in front of a group of hot guys (they laughed at me of course). I sped away from that one pretty fast.

I bring bags with me everywhere, so I'm good at picking up poop. Visa hardly ever poops in public anyways. One time she stopped to poop when we were crossing in front of a road while biking. I went to move my bike off to the side of the road and some idiot yelled "PICK IT UP RETARD!" I was so angry I swore at him lol. Want me to struggle with my bike and my dog in the middle of the road while picking up poop so that I can get hit by a car? Okay! Let me move my bike and my dog to the side of the road, idiot. But Visa is pretty good at pooping only in the yard and on the grass by my work (where I don't even have to pick it up).