what have been some of your teacher's weirdest names (first or last)

[Flatcoatluver]

High school
Mr. Jerkee
Mr. Goo
Mrs. Smack

Elemetry
Mr. Doom

[WolvesRawk]

those are some pretty weird names! my substitute's (sp?) name was Mrs.Lipe and all the kids were calling her Mrs.Lip. she got really mad.

...wow...I had a sub named Mrs. Lipe! And, yes, we called her Mrs. Lip. My science teacher is Mrs. Abernathy, which is pretty weird. And today when we went on a feild trip with her and Mr. Smur's class, we had to name a comet. So it was "Smurbernathy"!

[Lori Jordan]

Wow this goes back a long time lol
My gr 9 science teacher lol his name was Mr.Blowmee could you imah=gine all the chuckles he got and his full name was Joe Blowmee poor guy he was a real nice teacher but we all know how immature kids can be lol

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Hmm...

Mrs. Hamburg (kindergarten). Got called Hamburger A LOT. Still does.
Mrs. Kiatoukaysi (1st). Pronounced kit-ah-kai-see, sadly, she was murdered by her husband halfway through the school year, I kid you not.
Mrs. Pellant (1st). Took over for Mrs. Kiatoukaysi.
Mrs. Venne (2nd). Pronounced Ven. She was really nice.
Mrs. Pellant (3rd). Got lucky and got her twice.
Mrs. Erikson (4th). Blah. Boring name.
Mrs. Rusch (5th). Boring too.
Mr. Sepnafski (5th). Pretty fun. Pronounced just like its spelled, sep-naff-ski.

Middle school I had a lot of teachers...

6th- Mrs. Kostroski (kos-stross-key), Mr. Gregerson, Mr. Chinnook (chin-uk) he committed suicide in January of that year, Mr. Salzman took over, Mrs. Lambert, and I don't really remember my science teachers name, but it started with a K, I think it was Mr. Knospe (kah-naws-pee), and my band teacher was Mr. Swoboda (swa-bow-da), and I don't remember the foreign language lady...

7th- Mr. Thompson, Mrs. Forbes, (brain fart...)... Mr. Gilbertson, Mrs. Buch (best teacher ever!), some random others that I can't remember, and oh yeah, Mrs. Bloomer.

8th- Ms. Muzenski, Mr. Stachoviak (sta-hoe-vee-ack), Mr. Olson, Mrs. Rohr, Mr. Priebe (pree-bee), Mrs. Tipple... I don't remember, lol.

Highschool...

9th- Mr. Murray, Mrs. Weber, Senora Getzin, Ms. Boeldt (bolt), Mrs. Cramer, Mr. Csuy (soo-ee), Mrs. Groshek, Mr. Nelson (he was a CREEP!), Mrs. Matteson (mat-son), and so many more.

I give up for now, I'll do the last two grades later.

[king2005]

Miss. Peacock.. NOT a friendly lady
Mrs. Quick ... she was very active & loved to run.. Kids use to make fun of her all the time & she thought it was cute & always had a cute reply
Mrs. Pain ... she was a pain in the butt if she was in a bad mood

I'm sure I had more, but I forget 90% of my teachers names.

oh & I gt teasted a lot for my name I'm a King (someone posted Mrs. King on page 1 or 2).. I get called Miss. Queen quite ofter, or is there a Mr. Queen On some of my ID is shows the last name first, so I'm King Jessica lol

On my blue hospital card I was also marked as a male

[kitimom]

mind you it has been a long time since i was in school but I do remember some of them:
Bud Weiser: Real name: Boys gym coach
Sloan Jobe (pronounced Joeb)
Mrs. Hickman: and she sounded like a hick too
Walter Jewel
That's all I can think of right now. If I remember any more I will post them later.

[BOBS DAD]

I had Mrs. MooMoo for Art first and second grade. She took a beating! I think she left for some RR and Mental rehabilitation. Unbelievably, Mrs. Weinstein took her place. FER REAL!!!!

[RobiLee]

Well, this isn't teacher related but I couldn't let this go by. The wierdest name I've known is not one of my teachers but my neighbor..lol. Their last name is Hore. I would get lots of wierd looks when I would say, "Well, I was talking to the Hores the other day and...."...LOL. I always had to explain that they were my neighbors and no they weren't "whores". I always giggled when one of the other neighbors would whisper their name. Too funny! The Hores' son had enough and changed his last name to Scott.

[Chilli]

Wow, I've never had any weird-named teachers....
Except Mr. B. He had a weird name... and I don't remember how to spell it, though it sounded like Bry-sprock-ett.
And Mrs. Mann, though its not THAT weird. She only had one hand, though.

[Sevaede]

Hmmm... Well, let's see...

1st Grade: Mrs. Brizendine (brizz-in-dine), verrrrrrry nice. I still talked to her all the way up until high school when I didn't see her as much.
3rd Grade: Mrs. Bostwick(as it looks), verrrrry nice as well.
4th Grade: Mrs. Correa (core-A-uh), very nice as well.

6th Grade: My home room teacher was Mrs. Fisher-Alexander. She adopted a boy from Cambodia (One of my long time childhood friends, Stephen, was Cambodian. I think that inspired her. That, and his dad was the school janitor.). That was seven or eight years ago, though, and she has since adopted another boy! She is very nice.
7th grade: I had a history teacher, who went on to be the principal and still is, named Bear. His parents are hippies. His first named was originally Stream but they let him change it, I guess. really nice.

10th & 11th: One of the guys who taught at one of the other high schools I went to is named Larnce. He was really nice.