I thought this needed to be bumped up.. too funny. I have a joke to add as well. Not sure if this has been posted yet.

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During the war in Iraq, one of George Bush's assistants walks into his office and sadly tells him, "Unfortunatly, three Brazilian men were killed in Iraq today."

Bush puts his head down on the table and moans. One assistant tells the other, "Wow, we've lost tons of men in Iraq already. I've never seen him this reactive to the news."

The first assistant asks Bush, "We've lost many men. Why are you so devastated this time?"

Bush slowly lifts his head and sadly asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"