Yowch!

I once squashed my finger completely flat, tucking in a corner of a deposit bag into the night deposit at the bank after the mall closed. Unfortunately, those things (the bins with the huge metal "teeth") that are weighted and balanced, etc, and cannot be swung back open for security purposes until empty, so I had to holler for someone to come help me get my finger out. So I feel your squashed finger pain. Miraculously, no bones were broken in my case, and the nail didn't even discolor for some reason - but BOY it hurt!

Tomorrow WILL be better - though maybe you should type up a little response card to hand out to everyone who asks "Wow, Liz, what happened to your finger?"