I used to have a Bloom County cartoon taped to my desk at work simply because I loved it. It was Opus, the penguin, (objecting to nuclear war*), and the beginning of it went like this

"I like folks, all types all kinds
People are a weakness of mine
Slap my hind with a melon rind
But that's my penguin state of mind."

I've looked for it on the web and not been able to find it, but the whole thing is just great, and I heartily agree.

(*His point is "I like people - they shouldn't be blowing each other up!)