what have been some of your teacher's weirdest names (first or last)

[WolvesRawk]

those are some pretty weird names! my substitute's (sp?) name was Mrs.Lipe and all the kids were calling her Mrs.Lip. she got really mad.

...wow...I had a sub named Mrs. Lipe! And, yes, we called her Mrs. Lip. My science teacher is Mrs. Abernathy, which is pretty weird. And today when we went on a feild trip with her and Mr. Smur's class, we had to name a comet. So it was "Smurbernathy"!

[Lori Jordan]

Wow this goes back a long time lol
My gr 9 science teacher lol his name was Mr.Blowmee could you imah=gine all the chuckles he got and his full name was Joe Blowmee poor guy he was a real nice teacher but we all know how immature kids can be lol

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Hmm...

Mrs. Hamburg (kindergarten). Got called Hamburger A LOT. Still does.
Mrs. Kiatoukaysi (1st). Pronounced kit-ah-kai-see, sadly, she was murdered by her husband halfway through the school year, I kid you not.
Mrs. Pellant (1st). Took over for Mrs. Kiatoukaysi.
Mrs. Venne (2nd). Pronounced Ven. She was really nice.
Mrs. Pellant (3rd). Got lucky and got her twice.
Mrs. Erikson (4th). Blah. Boring name.
Mrs. Rusch (5th). Boring too.
Mr. Sepnafski (5th). Pretty fun. Pronounced just like its spelled, sep-naff-ski.

Middle school I had a lot of teachers...

6th- Mrs. Kostroski (kos-stross-key), Mr. Gregerson, Mr. Chinnook (chin-uk) he committed suicide in January of that year, Mr. Salzman took over, Mrs. Lambert, and I don't really remember my science teachers name, but it started with a K, I think it was Mr. Knospe (kah-naws-pee), and my band teacher was Mr. Swoboda (swa-bow-da), and I don't remember the foreign language lady...

7th- Mr. Thompson, Mrs. Forbes, (brain fart...)... Mr. Gilbertson, Mrs. Buch (best teacher ever!), some random others that I can't remember, and oh yeah, Mrs. Bloomer.

8th- Ms. Muzenski, Mr. Stachoviak (sta-hoe-vee-ack), Mr. Olson, Mrs. Rohr, Mr. Priebe (pree-bee), Mrs. Tipple... I don't remember, lol.

Highschool...

9th- Mr. Murray, Mrs. Weber, Senora Getzin, Ms. Boeldt (bolt), Mrs. Cramer, Mr. Csuy (soo-ee), Mrs. Groshek, Mr. Nelson (he was a CREEP!), Mrs. Matteson (mat-son), and so many more.

I give up for now, I'll do the last two grades later.

[king2005]

Miss. Peacock.. NOT a friendly lady
Mrs. Quick ... she was very active & loved to run.. Kids use to make fun of her all the time & she thought it was cute & always had a cute reply
Mrs. Pain ... she was a pain in the butt if she was in a bad mood

I'm sure I had more, but I forget 90% of my teachers names.

oh & I gt teasted a lot for my name I'm a King (someone posted Mrs. King on page 1 or 2).. I get called Miss. Queen quite ofter, or is there a Mr. Queen On some of my ID is shows the last name first, so I'm King Jessica lol

On my blue hospital card I was also marked as a male

[kitimom]

mind you it has been a long time since i was in school but I do remember some of them:
Bud Weiser: Real name: Boys gym coach
Sloan Jobe (pronounced Joeb)
Mrs. Hickman: and she sounded like a hick too
Walter Jewel
That's all I can think of right now. If I remember any more I will post them later.