Hello there fellow kitties! As I was climbing over the computer to my favorite window, I saw the post from your Meowmie saying that you're criminals. How awful is that especially from your own Meowmie!!! This is bad, very bad making false accusations like that. According to my legal research, nothing you do can be considered criminal behavior. As hard as we work training them to meet our standards and attend to our needs immediately when they're told to, sometimes our loving hoomins tend to forget all that we've taught them. While I'm sure each of you did an excellent job establishing exactly who is in charge, apparently your Meowmie needs retraining. There are several excellent programs for hoomins in need of training. Under these circumstances we can definitely get an order in Cat Court for your Meowmie's rehabilitation. Please contact me about filing the motion and other pertinent details.

Your friend,
Groucho the lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose