and I'm only in my early 50's!
What???!!!!! I had you pegged for being 30 something....
Look, could we downplay this birthday thing?
In your dreams baby, in your dreams!! You know better than that. Any time there is a cause for celebration we are all there with bells on, even Mario, Possum and Lady have their costumes ready.

Laurie, Chili?? You got it. Just let me rustle up those 13 or 14 spices that need to go in it. "Yes Mr. Customs Occifer, they are ingredients to go in some Chili that I'm cooking. I'm heading down to the Pet Talk BBQ in CA where Thursdays will come to life." "What's Pet Talk you ask?? Well, it's more a state of mind. It's a wonderful state with great minds. And Thursdays is a cyber bar and all the alcoholics can drink all they want and stay sober...and there's a monkey named Mario...and....hey wait a minute...where are you taking me??"