Who, who, I ask you, put that cat in the bag in the first place? Mario - was it you? Lady, you are looking pretty sheepish yourself!!

Man, you open this bar up for a new week and people are crowding and pushing at the door to get in.

Look, could we downplay this birthday thing? I am starting to get hysterical looking at the number. When you have to fill out internet stuff and they ask you for date of birth - I don't think my year is even on there anymore. I keep scrolling and scrolling - nope - not there.

I would like something calming - a quiet pleasant - no hangover drink.
Whatcha got, barkeep?