Originally posted by lovemymaltese
1.You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose prints all over the inside.
2.You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
5.You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken (so your dog gets a taste, too).
6.You shovel a zig-zag path in the back yard snow so your dog can reach all its favorite spots.
9.You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet.
10.Your dog is the star of your World Wide Web site.
11.You have 32 different names for your dog.
13.You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
15.You talk about your dog the way people talk about their kid.
16.You sign and send cards from your dog.
21.You get an extra-long hose on your shower-massage just so you can use it to wash your dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip-deep in water.
22.You and the dog come down with something like flu on the same day. Your dog sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the drugstore.
27.You have your dog's picture on your office desk.
28.You lecture people on responsible dog ownership.
33.You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.
34.When you get your latest roll of film and there isn't a single picture of a two-legged person in it...
Each and everyone of the above is me!!!