Quote Originally Posted by Lady'sOtherHuman
I know the second one a little differently:

Great big gobs of
Greasy, grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Concentrated birdy feet
French fried eyeballs
Floating in a pool of blood
Oops, I forgot my spoon
Aren't you glad I brought a straw? slurrrrpp!
Well, I for one, am certainly glad that you could provide another version - YUCK!