156-THursday's! The years in review?

**gini** · 04-26-2006, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Lady'sOtherHuman

I know the second one a little differently:

Great big gobs of
Greasy, grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Concentrated birdy feet
French fried eyeballs
Floating in a pool of blood
Oops, I forgot my spoon
Aren't you glad I brought a straw? slurrrrpp!

Well, I for one, am certainly glad that you could provide another version - YUCK!

**Karen** · 04-26-2006, 11:15 AM

Hey, I know a really gross one - not taught to me by my dad or brother, but I, being the evil person I am, once taught it to the annoying 12-year-old brother of an annoying guy (Glen) my friend was dating. It worked, Glen's brother sang it over, and over, and over ad nauseum!

To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean"
(learned from a pastor at a church camp)
[apologies to anyone with a weak stomach, or a loved one with TB]

My sister has tuberculosis
My sister has only one lung
She throws up her blood in convulsions,
And dries it and chews it for gum.

Chorus:
Come up, come up
Come up my supper come up, come up!
Come up, come up
Come up my supper come up!

(And, by the way, my sister is fine, does not have TB, and is in no way associated with this song.)

There. Arentcha glad little kids aren't allowed in Thursdays??

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 04-26-2006, 12:05 PM

Now You've done it! Mario is hiding because of the mutalated monkey meat thingy!!!

**Lady'sOtherHuman** · 04-27-2006, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

Now You've done it! Mario is hiding because of the mutalated monkey meat thingy!!!

Sorry, Mario. It was just a song. Here have some more cherries.

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 04-27-2006, 05:17 PM

GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT???

THE NEXT ROUND IS ON ME!!!

WHY???

BECAUSE TOMORROW I WILL BE DONE WITH THE OLD HOUSE FOR GOOD!!!!!!!

THEY FINALLY PICKED THE JUNK UP TODAY!!!

Tomorrow morning I have a doctor's appointment (yep blood pressure again) then I can go get the few things left there: paper towels, trash bags etc, and mail the keys to the landlady. (I don't want to even see her again)

Then I can spend my days unpacking and doing what I want.
CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!!

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
I'M CONFUSED!!!!
SHOULDN'T THIS BE THURSDAY'S 157 NOW???

**gini** · 04-26-2006, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Karen

There. Arentcha glad little kids aren't allowed in Thursdays??

Uhh, but I think they are - because dems us!!!

I am trying to remember one that I taught my younger brother - and it ends with "I burped"...............so you can imagine what comes before it.

I will have to ask him - because he used to say it over and over and then just crack up. It used to drive my step-mother crazy and especially since I taught it to him. I just can't remember how it went.

**zippy-kat** · 04-26-2006, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by gini

Uhh, but I think they are - because dems us!!!

I am trying to remember one that I taught my younger brother - and it ends with "I burped"...............so you can imagine what comes before it.

I will have to ask him - because he used to say it over and over and then just crack up. It used to drive my step-mother crazy and especially since I taught it to him. I just can't remember how it went.

Was it Herman the Worm?

I was sittin' on the fence just chewin' my bubble gum
chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp
Playin' with my yo-yo
do-wop, do-wop

And along came herman the worm.
And he was thiiiiiiisss big (show with hands, start small and as song repeats continually get bigger)
And I said, "Herman? Whaaaat happened?"
And he said I ate a ____ (start with bug and as song repeats, continually get bigger)

Repeat (until hands are as far apart as you get them) then:

I was sittin' on the fence just chewin' my bubble gum
chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp
Playin' with my yo-yo
do-wop, do-wop

And along came herman the worm.
And he was thiiiiiiisss big (make smallest gesture possible)
And I said, "Herman? Whaaaat happened?"
And he said, "I burped!"

**gini** · 04-26-2006, 10:42 PM

Oh, let me jump up and down and then run over and give you a big kiss!

THAT IS IT!!! I was going to Google it this evening, and now I don't have to.
Do you know that I actually called my brother in Boston and HE was going to call me because he was trying to repeat it to his girls and he couldn't remember either.

Now we both know - and we can contaminate my nieces too!! However, my sis in law has a good sense of humor so she will chime right in on this one. I used to give Herman a real wacky voice too - that's the part that made him laugh.

That calls for a ROUND of drinks for EVERYONE - JUST PLEASE DON'T BURP!!!

**slick** · 04-26-2006, 10:57 PM

OMD, is this thread going to carry on all week?? Why not, eh?

Zippy, I remember that one. I also remember....

Here comes the bride
Short, fat and wide
Stepped on a banana peel
and went for a great ride.

Well, not as good as your Zip, but I tried. I'm durn thirsty and hungry. What's to eat around here???

**sniff**
Is that birthday cake I smell????

**Lady'sOtherHuman** · 04-27-2006, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Karen

Hey, I know a really gross one - not taught to me by my dad or brother, but I, being the evil person I am, once taught it to the annoying 12-year-old brother of an annoying guy (Glen) my friend was dating. It worked, Glen's brother sang it over, and over, and over ad nauseum!

To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean"
(learned from a pastor at a church camp)
[apologies to anyone with a weak stomach, or a loved one with TB]

My sister has tuberculosis
My sister has only one lung
She throws up her blood in convulsions,
And dries it and chews it for gum.

Chorus:
Come up, come up
Come up my supper come up, come up!
Come up, come up
Come up my supper come up!

(And, by the way, my sister is fine, does not have TB, and is in no way associated with this song.)

There. Arentcha glad little kids aren't allowed in Thursdays??

Eeeeeeewwwwww! Karen I didn't know you could be so disgusting! I thought you were such a quiet innocent SIL.