Quote Originally Posted by zippy-kat
STE reminded me of one that Dad taught me when I was little (much to Mom's chargrin of course!):

God made man
Man made money.
God made bees
Bees made honey.
God made a little rabbit to run very fast,
God made a little dog to catch him by the ... tail.



He also (secretly) taught me this one *right* before Mom and I boarded the plane to go visit Gma/Gpa (I think I was 5 or 6):

Great big gobs of
Juicy grimey gopher guts,
Chopped up little birdies' feet,
Cupilated monkey's meat,
MMMmmm MMMmmm
Too bad I forgot my spooooonnn.

Mom had a "lovely" conversation with Dad after we arrived.
I know the second one a little differently:

Great big gobs of
Greasy, grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Concentrated birdy feet
French fried eyeballs
Floating in a pool of blood
Oops, I forgot my spoon
Aren't you glad I brought a straw? slurrrrpp!