156-THursday's! The years in review?

[smokey the elder]

..and let's not forget that Wisconsin landmark, the Heiny Winery, with Thor and Red Heiny, props.

[zippy-kat]

STE reminded me of one that Dad taught me when I was little (much to Mom's chargrin of course!):

God made man
Man made money.
God made bees
Bees made honey.
God made a little rabbit to run very fast,
God made a little dog to catch him by the ... tail.



He also (secretly) taught me this one *right* before Mom and I boarded the plane to go visit Gma/Gpa (I think I was 5 or 6):

Great big gobs of
Juicy grimey gopher guts,
Chopped up little birdies' feet,
Cupilated monkey's meat,
MMMmmm MMMmmm
Too bad I forgot my spooooonnn.

Mom had a "lovely" conversation with Dad after we arrived.

[smokey the elder]

I think it's the father's job to provide the gross songs...or the big brother's.

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

STE reminded me of one that Dad taught me when I was little (much to Mom's chargrin of course!):

God made man
Man made money.
God made bees
Bees made honey.
God made a little rabbit to run very fast,
God made a little dog to catch him by the ... tail.



He also (secretly) taught me this one *right* before Mom and I boarded the plane to go visit Gma/Gpa (I think I was 5 or 6):

Great big gobs of
Juicy grimey gopher guts,
Chopped up little birdies' feet,
Cupilated monkey's meat,
MMMmmm MMMmmm
Too bad I forgot my spooooonnn.

Mom had a "lovely" conversation with Dad after we arrived.

I know the second one a little differently:

Great big gobs of
Greasy, grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Concentrated birdy feet
French fried eyeballs
Floating in a pool of blood
Oops, I forgot my spoon
Aren't you glad I brought a straw? slurrrrpp!

[gini]

I know the second one a little differently:

Great big gobs of
Greasy, grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Concentrated birdy feet
French fried eyeballs
Floating in a pool of blood
Oops, I forgot my spoon
Aren't you glad I brought a straw? slurrrrpp!

Well, I for one, am certainly glad that you could provide another version - YUCK!

[Karen]

Hey, I know a really gross one - not taught to me by my dad or brother, but I, being the evil person I am, once taught it to the annoying 12-year-old brother of an annoying guy (Glen) my friend was dating. It worked, Glen's brother sang it over, and over, and over ad nauseum!

To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean"
(learned from a pastor at a church camp)
[apologies to anyone with a weak stomach, or a loved one with TB]

My sister has tuberculosis
My sister has only one lung
She throws up her blood in convulsions,
And dries it and chews it for gum.

Chorus:
Come up, come up
Come up my supper come up, come up!
Come up, come up
Come up my supper come up!

(And, by the way, my sister is fine, does not have TB, and is in no way associated with this song.)

There. Arentcha glad little kids aren't allowed in Thursdays??

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Now You've done it! Mario is hiding because of the mutalated monkey meat thingy!!!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Now You've done it! Mario is hiding because of the mutalated monkey meat thingy!!!

Sorry, Mario. It was just a song. Here have some more cherries.

[gini]

There. Arentcha glad little kids aren't allowed in Thursdays??

Uhh, but I think they are - because dems us!!!

I am trying to remember one that I taught my younger brother - and it ends with "I burped"...............so you can imagine what comes before it.

I will have to ask him - because he used to say it over and over and then just crack up. It used to drive my step-mother crazy and especially since I taught it to him. I just can't remember how it went.

[zippy-kat]

Uhh, but I think they are - because dems us!!!

I am trying to remember one that I taught my younger brother - and it ends with "I burped"...............so you can imagine what comes before it.

I will have to ask him - because he used to say it over and over and then just crack up. It used to drive my step-mother crazy and especially since I taught it to him. I just can't remember how it went.

Was it Herman the Worm?

I was sittin' on the fence just chewin' my bubble gum
chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp
Playin' with my yo-yo
do-wop, do-wop

And along came herman the worm.
And he was thiiiiiiisss big (show with hands, start small and as song repeats continually get bigger)
And I said, "Herman? Whaaaat happened?"
And he said I ate a ____ (start with bug and as song repeats, continually get bigger)



Repeat (until hands are as far apart as you get them) then:



I was sittin' on the fence just chewin' my bubble gum
chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp
Playin' with my yo-yo
do-wop, do-wop

And along came herman the worm.
And he was thiiiiiiisss big (make smallest gesture possible)
And I said, "Herman? Whaaaat happened?"
And he said, "I burped!"

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Hey, I know a really gross one - not taught to me by my dad or brother, but I, being the evil person I am, once taught it to the annoying 12-year-old brother of an annoying guy (Glen) my friend was dating. It worked, Glen's brother sang it over, and over, and over ad nauseum!

To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean"
(learned from a pastor at a church camp)
[apologies to anyone with a weak stomach, or a loved one with TB]

My sister has tuberculosis
My sister has only one lung
She throws up her blood in convulsions,
And dries it and chews it for gum.

Chorus:
Come up, come up
Come up my supper come up, come up!
Come up, come up
Come up my supper come up!

(And, by the way, my sister is fine, does not have TB, and is in no way associated with this song.)

There. Arentcha glad little kids aren't allowed in Thursdays??

Eeeeeeewwwwww! Karen I didn't know you could be so disgusting! I thought you were such a quiet innocent SIL.