Why did the soldier salute the car?
The tires were generals.
A quick refill on the slushies for everyone and then I'm ducking back under the bar. I'm taking a bottle of Bailey's with me!
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Why did the soldier salute the car?
The tires were generals.
A quick refill on the slushies for everyone and then I'm ducking back under the bar. I'm taking a bottle of Bailey's with me!
Live Long & Prosper
'The God of War road out one night,
aboard a snow white filly,
"I'm Thor" he cried,
the horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle thilly"
.................(ducks)..........Just a beer thanks barkeep...............(ducks again..............
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our life whole
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Now that was just plain thilly.Originally Posted by Oggyflute
'The God of War road out one night,
aboard a snow white filly,
"I'm Thor" he cried,
the horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle thilly"
Can I have some of that Bailey's or is LH hogging it behind the bar? LH you better come out soon and face the music because Lady is looking for you.
RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire
Registered User
".. I never saw a purple cow, i never hope to see one. but if i see a purple cow, i'd rather see than be one."
I kinda got into the middle of this but somehow it seemed right
Some strange person sent me purple peeps, stale, in the mail ... yep, seems appropro ~
I'm just your imagination
I never saw a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you any how,
I'd rather see than be one.
I'm not real sure if that's right either - it's just our version.
How about:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Mayor
A wood chuck would chuck all that he could chuck!How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Stay oughta the way, or you'll hafta duck while the woodchuck chucks!
I'm Canadian......eh?
Around my neck of the woods we'd answer with:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck
Just as much wood
As a woodchuck could chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
My Dad (RIP) always used to sing:
Mr. Mosquito he fly high
Mosquito he fly low
Mr. Mosquito gonna land on me
He ain't gonna fly no mo!!
Oh it ain't gonna rain no rain no mo
It ain't gonna rain no mo
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no mo!!
Sorry, it's the cold meds I'm on....don't you just love drugs??
One big hot rum for me please.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
The people want peace...
Haven't stopped by in a while....
Mom and I are making a pot of ham & bean soup from our leftover Easter ham... not done yet, but tomorrow everyone's welcome to a bowl or two!
~Kay, Athena, Ace, Kiara, Mufasa, & Alice!
"So baby take a axe to your makeup kit
Set ablaze the billboards and their advertisements
Love with all your hearts and never forget
How good it feels to be alive
And strive for your desire"
-rx bandits
Occupant of Group W Bench
..and let's not forget that Wisconsin landmark, the Heiny Winery, with Thor and Red Heiny, props.
I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
"Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb
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The response I learned was:
How about:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Not much wood could a woodchuck chuck
cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire
Registered User
Hey, can I get a irish coffee? Where is everybody? I made a nice ham and cheese quiche with my leftover easter ham. Any takers?
RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire
Tyson's mom
Howdy every one. Sorry I've been gone work it sure takes the time away from pt. how about a DLC please? who's purple cow is this? Looks like the figurine my mom had when I was a kid loved that rhyme first one my grand father taught me.
I've been boo'dMerlin my angel
I'm just your imagination
Oh, my gosh! We had a purple cow figurine when I was a kid too. It had the poem on a little card around it's neck. I loved that thing. It got broken a long long time ago!!!
Are a woodchuck, and a groundhog the same critter?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Mayor
Yes.Are a woodchuck, and a groundhog the same critter?
I AM standing up
Gee, I wonder who that could possibly be - shall we send the A&P investigators out your way?
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