assisted living guy
OOH, RICHARD! That deserves a double GROAN! I'll join the slushie parade and I'll have a double one. Excuse the typing, it's tough to yty[e with one eye out of commission!Originally Posted by RICHARD
Which brings us to the 'double graoner'..
Why did the sailor salute the fridge every time he walked by?
Because it was an Admiral....
Slushies for everyone!!
DONE!
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Why did the soldier salute the car?
The tires were generals.
A quick refill on the slushies for everyone and then I'm ducking back under the bar. I'm taking a bottle of Bailey's with me!
Live Long & Prosper
'The God of War road out one night,
aboard a snow white filly,
"I'm Thor" he cried,
the horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle thilly"
.................(ducks)..........Just a beer thanks barkeep...............(ducks again..............
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our life whole
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Now that was just plain thilly.'The God of War road out one night,
aboard a snow white filly,
"I'm Thor" he cried,
the horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle thilly"
Can I have some of that Bailey's or is LH hogging it behind the bar? LH you better come out soon and face the music because Lady is looking for you.
RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire
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".. I never saw a purple cow, i never hope to see one. but if i see a purple cow, i'd rather see than be one."
I kinda got into the middle of this but somehow it seemed right
Some strange person sent me purple peeps, stale, in the mail ... yep, seems appropro ~
I'm just your imagination
I never saw a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you any how,
I'd rather see than be one.
I'm not real sure if that's right either - it's just our version.
How about:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Mayor
A wood chuck would chuck all that he could chuck!How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Stay oughta the way, or you'll hafta duck while the woodchuck chucks!
I'm Canadian......eh?
Around my neck of the woods we'd answer with:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck
Just as much wood
As a woodchuck could chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
My Dad (RIP) always used to sing:
Mr. Mosquito he fly high
Mosquito he fly low
Mr. Mosquito gonna land on me
He ain't gonna fly no mo!!
Oh it ain't gonna rain no rain no mo
It ain't gonna rain no mo
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no mo!!
Sorry, it's the cold meds I'm on....don't you just love drugs??
One big hot rum for me please.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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The response I learned was:
How about:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Not much wood could a woodchuck chuck
cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire
Tyson's mom
Howdy every one. Sorry I've been gone work it sure takes the time away from pt. how about a DLC please? who's purple cow is this? Looks like the figurine my mom had when I was a kid loved that rhyme first one my grand father taught me.
I've been boo'dMerlin my angel
I'm just your imagination
Oh, my gosh! We had a purple cow figurine when I was a kid too. It had the poem on a little card around it's neck. I loved that thing. It got broken a long long time ago!!!
Are a woodchuck, and a groundhog the same critter?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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I AM standing up
Gee, I wonder who that could possibly be - shall we send the A&P investigators out your way?
I'm just your imagination
A peanut sat on the railroad track
His heart was all a flutter
Around the bend came number 10
Toot! Toot!
Peanut butter!!!
Grabbing a cherry limeade. Mario stop throwing cherries at me!!!
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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