156-THursday's! The years in review?

**RICHARD** · 04-21-2006, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by Lady's Human

A lady opens her refridgerator to find a rabbit sitting on the shelf.

What are you doing in there, she asked the rabbit.

The rabbit replied "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

The womans answered Yes.

Well, said the rabbit, I'm Westing!

I'm going to duck the flying drinks and go make some slushies.

Which brings us to the 'double graoner'..

Why did the sailor salute the fridge every time he walked by?

Because it was an Admiral....

Slushies for everyone!!

DONE!

**davidpizzica** · 04-21-2006, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

Which brings us to the 'double graoner'..

Why did the sailor salute the fridge every time he walked by?

Because it was an Admiral....

Slushies for everyone!!

DONE!

OOH, RICHARD! That deserves a double GROAN! I'll join the slushie parade and I'll have a double one. Excuse the typing, it's tough to yty[e with one eye out of commission!

**Lady's Human** · 04-21-2006, 07:23 PM

Why did the soldier salute the car?
The tires were generals.

A quick refill on the slushies for everyone and then I'm ducking back under the bar. I'm taking a bottle of Bailey's with me!

**Oggyflute** · 04-21-2006, 11:30 PM

'The God of War road out one night,
aboard a snow white filly,
"I'm Thor" he cried,
the horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle thilly"

.................(ducks)..........Just a beer thanks barkeep...............(ducks again..............

**Lady'sOtherHuman** · 04-22-2006, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by Oggyflute

'The God of War road out one night,
aboard a snow white filly,
"I'm Thor" he cried,
the horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle thilly"

.................(ducks)..........Just a beer thanks barkeep...............(ducks again..............

Now that was just plain thilly.

Can I have some of that Bailey's or is LH hogging it behind the bar? LH you better come out soon and face the music because Lady is looking for you.

**lbaker** · 04-22-2006, 04:26 PM

".. I never saw a purple cow, i never hope to see one. but if i see a purple cow, i'd rather see than be one."

I kinda got into the middle of this but somehow it seemed right

Some strange person sent me purple peeps, stale, in the mail ... yep, seems appropro ~

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 04-22-2006, 04:46 PM

Laurie, we always said:
I never saw a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you any how,
I'd rather see than be one.

I'm not real sure if that's right either - it's just our version.

How about:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

**Corinna** · 04-22-2006, 04:57 PM

Howdy every one. Sorry I've been gone work it sure takes the time away from pt. how about a DLC please? who's purple cow is this? Looks like the figurine my mom had when I was a kid loved that rhyme first one my grand father taught me.