What is the worst thing your cat has ever done?

[joycenalex]

i am soooo glad my cats cannot read....they don't need advice in this area

[Beauty17]

I just remembered two more things that my beloved one-time cat Myrtille did. When we were in our year-long temporary adobe in Santa Fe, someone (a groundskeeper, we think) accidentally let Myrtille out. Later that night, we heard meowing and we couldn't figure out where it was coming from. We hadn't realized yet that Myrtille was missing. Finally, we heard claws on the skylight in the living room. She was at least smart enough to see the light coming from inside and hear us in the living room, and she was standing on the skylight crying to come in. Fortunately, the house was low enough that she could hop off the roof into my husband's arms. On our way home after our year in SF, we stopped at my parents' for a week's rest. One day we heard mysterious overhead meowing, and it was Myrtille again. This time, she had managed to find a hole in the ceiling panels in the back closet, and she had climbed up into the rafters. With coaxing, she came down, and everyone was careful to keep that closet door closed from then on out. There are dangers everywhere for curious cats.